Dear Marquesa de Madeira and Aunt Agony (and my name is Albert John Garden)

Can I also put in here complaints? Such as 'why another f**king flash-site again?' You guys must be Madeireans because Madeira is the only place in the world where everybody builds their site in flash. I was wondering if there is an hidden da Vinci Code in the name Macromedia (creator of Flash) ..... hhhmmm lets see ... Macronesia ..... Madeira .... oh my f**king goodness grief !!!

Also when I opened you site at my office, I got startled by the video object that runs automatically. Why is there no mute option? I hate when these things (music or videos) begin to have their own lives on my computer. I had my speakers on and my secretary rushed in asking me what was wrong. Obrigado pá!

“...can see that our community does still have a sense of humour!” I never doubt it!

Your trully,

Albert John Garden

I think they should also have a section on ghosts, have you seen the white faces of people when they come out of the IRS Office?

Wasn't it when you were entering the IRS Office? They have mirrors on the entrance doors, you know.

Cumptos, Albert John Garden

I think they should also have a section on ghosts, have you seen the white faces of people when they come out of the IRS Office?

--- Johnnie Casper 

The mirrors are there for the staff, so that they can see when punters enter the building to give 'em time to ring their freinds on their mobiles so that they can make you wait, thus creating sufficent work but less people to see during the day.